MARXISM IS THE OPIATE OF THE BOURGEOIS POSEUR

So join the SWP
What we want What you get
  • Membership requires you to be a party member for 2 years (most people figure it out by then)
  • Sell the paper
  • Get other poseurs to join
  • Sell the paper
  • Use the words "SMASH", "FIGHTBACK", and "OVERTHROW" on a hourly basis (without cause)
  • Sell the paper
  • Organise at least one meeting entitled "XXXX in Crisis", where you choose the XXXX
  • Sell the paper
  • Fifty papers a week to sell to fellow students
  • Ostricised by all your friends, for the term of your membership
  • Fifty papers a week to sell to fellow students
  • A reputation similar to (but worse than) that of a Jehovah's Witness
  • Fifty papers a week to sell to fellow students
  • Kicked to fuck by NF skinheads while Christian Hogsberg leads from behind and lurks in a cafe over the road
  • Free collection of the forty-odd copies of Socialist Wanker you can't even give away each week
  • All your thinking done for you

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