A copy of the "Socialist Wanker"is the trusty shield of Leeds SWP. A true wanker will never be seen without a bag full of them, ready to distribute to freshmen (and ladies of course – no sexism here thank you) at the Uni priced just 50p a go, or for free if you look gullable enough to join.
No time is a bad time to pull out a copy ofthe Socialist Wanker, so versatile, it can be used for everything from deflecting plastic bullets from government forces, as an alternate placard when you don't want to get associated with abroad front or even for picking up those sexy boys at the Fenton Gay Solidarity discos. They don't protect us much from the boots of NF skinheads though as we've discovered on many an occasion. We always tell the police about them afterwards though.
Selling Socialist Wanker whilst walking in circles talking to himself did it for the BUMBLE BEE MAN. He received a free lollypop for selling 4 copies of SW in three months and now has a job advertising for Woolworths in Pudsey!
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